Death/ Suicide By Speaker

I was helping a friend in Kansas fix his Alesis Monitors now that I am now a ninja with a soldering gun. We fixed one box, no problem, went to open the second one up, and there were feathers on the circuit board, and an entire bird carcuss in the speaker box. Dude thought that maybe it happened at a house he lived in 4 years ago., but it couldn't have been any time soon. Death by speaker.

Maybe The Wake and Bake Lifestyle Isn't the Best of Ideas

It is Saturday Morning, and I told my sister in law that I would do a DJ mix of pop music for her upcoming wedding dance (it is part of her first dance). This is family, and I was happy she asked me, it is mad easy and makes me look good with the in laws. Nothing crazy, I had to take 10 songs, get 15 second samples from them and throw down. So, I got up, got baked, made coffee, and got down on it. Then I realized I need record scratching samples. I have pretty much not used a record sample since I broke a turntable and threw a bunch of 45's across a street one drunken evening, so I had none handy so I hit the Internets.

This is where it gets a little strange, so all you veggie heads may not want to listen. If you like eating meat, you may not want to listen either. I searched on site for "record" and the 8th entry had the word "slaughter" in it. So I clicked it with out reading too much the tags and such, cause my head was right.

Listen here to get the full on effect I got or read on for an explanation before you listen.

Damn, I don't think anyone should listen to something like that at 10am. Wow. For those the with a weak stomach, don't listen to that link, it is a very high quality field recording of a bleeding out of a pig. Dude had super dope gear, and he made this in Spain, and I ate lots of Jamon when I lived in Spain. I now realize I may indeed be going to hell.