Odd Situation with a Bad Outcome

I just got off of work, got out of my car to grab my computer bag when I rubbed up against my car door getting out of the car. Nothing kinky, it was broad daylight and I am just clumsy. I got shocked pretty fucking bad considering no 110V outlets and keys were involved. The shitty part was the part of my body that rubbed up against my car door. It was my nipple, and I got shocked, through 2 shirts, on my nipple. It felt like having a titty twister on a nipple that had been irritated a shirt with emblem on the left breast area. It fucking hurt, and now is still kind of sore like 10 minutes later.

This is almost as odd as the day that over the course of 12 hours I got shat on twice by birds (different bird, hours apart, in different parts of town) and got a cigarette butt flicked on me out of a balcony window. This was in Spain though and lots of weird shit like that happened there to me.

Nipple is still sore.