Discuss.

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Apparently I sidestepped God's attempt to fuck with me

You know that feeling, the one you get where you think the world / God / Jeff / gluinos are conspiring to make you feel like Lewis Black must feel when he emits one of those near-stroke "bluhbleduhbluhblihfuck" verbal diarrhea explosions?

I think the above being a real poster for a real shitty movie proves that this feeling is not insanity or paranoia, but in fact a metaphysical realization that you are totally fucked.

Actually, now that I see how many times I dropped the f-bomb above, I realize that I didn't sidestep it at all. FUCK.

On the bright side, it seems (from reading the MPAA data on IMDB) that there is an actual donkey punch in the movie, so at least it's not *entirely* one of those movies named like "Robots Buttrape Pirate Zombies With Flaming Medieval Lances", but the plot is about a teenage girl coming to terms with the fact that her best friend may not like her quite as much as she thinks, plus she kissed that guy that she likes in the hall while she was TOTALLY watching them. And she knew it too.