Soccer Mom Rollin on Dubs

Someone explain it- is it bad enough that suburban white kids embraced the ganGsta scene, now the moms be too? I saw like three SUV/Van type cars rollin on dubs like a d boy over the course of 48 hours last week. Puzzled I am. Now make that ass roll like a 24.

Rant on Randomness

I think I saw a a second-coming type figure running down the street in black dress shoes and PJ's in front of McDonalds yesterday night about 7pm. People don't run in PJ's, or in black dress shoes,and dude looked like Jesus, or looked like what the white man has made believe Jesus looked like. He looked strung out too, and if you left the earth more about 2000 years ago and came back in Kansas,I bet you would look Strung out too. The more I think about it, the more I believe this could be the true second coming.

Pic above was a funny picture on Google Images when I searched for "McDonalds Jesus"