My friend Adam is running for President of the United States of America in 2016. I hope he can count on your support. I don't know much about his values or anything but it would be nice to have someone with a better sense of physical comedy in the oval office. YOU HAVE TO CHECK OUT HIS YOUTUBE PROFILE. It's really good. I'm writing a speech for him about "Misconceptions" that is mostly about a girl with a crash bandicoot whole back tattoo. It's a tragic story I'll tell all of you later.
politically yrs
AGL
PS... the back of this card says "Let me do your politics..." Fucking classic.
