Thursday, January 29, 2009

Theory of Everything


This guy may be on to something.

I wish all websites looked like this one.
Posted by Anonymous at 2:47 PM

7 comments:

  1. brephophagizzleJanuary 29, 2009 at 2:58 PM

    wow. the wriggling graph paper background totally seals the deal. it's so topically aligned with the shouting.

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 29, 2009 at 3:06 PM

    Such life-changing knowledge cannot be explained with merely ONE font color.

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  3. tudikas wayneJanuary 29, 2009 at 7:23 PM

    that website should advertise on this one:

    http://www.openingpage.com/

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  4. a. g. l.January 30, 2009 at 8:56 AM

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    what were YOU THINKING ?
    :-)
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  5. a. g. l.January 30, 2009 at 8:57 AM

    Sorry about that last post. I ran out of my 'crazy pills' this morning and could stop my hands from a-typin!

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  6. sqrt (Brian)January 30, 2009 at 10:15 AM

    Holy shit, I thought I went on long rants about stuff like god and baby births and politics. Did you see that shit got a million hits and the counter stopped working?

    There is No God, only Godism -
    an organized profiteering crime,
    collecting $billions from tithes.

    The wavy graph paper makes some of the math hard about this 24 hour day cube earth rotation shit.

    We should create a site like this, everyone ranting about Godlessness and hookers, and beer and smoking. We would get way more hits.

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  7. a. g. l.January 30, 2009 at 12:07 PM

    I don't know if any of us have been damaged enough from psychedelics experimentation to really spit that stuff out.

    PROVE ME WRONG, GUYS... PROVE ME WRONG

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