I've never had a ferret before but this fucker is so cool I think I might keep him. I've put a bunch of ads up on craigslist but I kinda hope nobody claims him. Unless there's a big reward. I was going to name him after the ferret in Kindergarten Cop but apparently that ferret is never named. So, in the interim, his name is Chuck Norris. Ladies and Gentlemen, Chuck Norris:
be careful man. ferrets have stink glands that unleash an odor not too much less potent than a skunk. most domesticated ferrets have their glands removed, but if that's a wild fucker i'd watch out!
ReplyDeleteyou don't really have a bindle do you?
ReplyDeleteDefinitely domesticated. No I don't have a bindle.
ReplyDeleteyou said you had a bindle, so now I don't believe you. Chuck Norris is a kick ass name. I wish Chuck Norris was in one of the Rocky Movies and whopped sly stones ass. Is the ferret from Texas? He could be a Texas Ranger, and his nickname could be "Walker" If you still have him and some calls about it, just say you are poor, lost your job, and after 3 days you figured no one was going to call so you ATE HIM. No one will even try and get Chuck back.
ReplyDeletethere was the ferret lady in asheville who always had that ferret living in her coat. man....
ReplyDeleteHer name was "Kevin"
ReplyDeletemaaaaan. i was in NY Bagel one day getting a sandwich and the ferret lady came in. it was the most overwhelming urine stink i've ever encountered. like an overflowing toilet at a pee factory.
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