It was going to happen eventually.

Rock out.


EDIT: They're really not kidding. Non-facetious instructions on how to build it here. Well, mostly non-facetious, in that it actually tells you how to build it and is not just a series of dick jokes.

Also, in relation to my last post, people continue to come up with compelling evidence that lots of public domain content is a Very Good Thing. I want Mr. Darcy to get buggered by a half-gnawed severed leg. Also, they're making a TV thing (miniseries, movie of the week, who fucking knows) out of that book in Australia.