(harden the brain like a diamond-edged saw blade)then
(soften the brain like a puddle of meat juice)then
(prepare for repetition of the above)Seriously though. The Emergen-C is better than coffee sometimes. Like now when anything too exciting makes me feel like my heart is going to burst through my chest and start stalking Sigourney Weaver.
I might also mention, that, in conjunction with Brian and Jarrett's goal of important opinions, there is one thing that will totally make this blog more important than Perez Hilton:
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Yeah, lets sell some legal speed!!! I need some of that Vit. C stuff. My 8 shots of espresso a day ain't cuttin it. Product placement, product placement, hum m m m m m m
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