I've been spending a lot of time on craigslist looking for an apartment lately, and I had all but forgotten what a goldmine of hilarity and schadenfreude "missed connections" could be. Here are links to some of my faves from today. I think my favorite is the guy who thinks he can spit game at three college hotties (who I'm sure completely remember him) by talking about computer science. The spot for post with best title is a tie between "i saw you drankinin da pahk" and "your balls were hanging out... 2:00 p.m. today". Also, if anyone knows how you go about renting a dog, please let me know.
http://boston.craigslist.org/nos/mis/1123284349.html
http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/mis/1127394374.html
http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/mis/1127252572.html
http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/mis/1127906542.html
http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/mis/1129205671.html
http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/mis/1125062718.html
http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/mis/1119481808.html
Sunday, April 19, 2009
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so you really CAN get chicks by showing them your balls! interesting.....
ReplyDeleteoh wait..that's dude on dude. shit!
ReplyDelete"dickassedness".. that's priceless.
ReplyDeleteWhen I was staying with Jen in New York i had an office job that started about the same time as hers and we'd spend about 30-45 mins together on the train. It was nice.
As soon as i got to the office i usually comb through craiggers to see what kind of dumb bullshit i could do around manhattan for $50 but eventually i would end up on the missed connections page just watching em roll in from other folks just getting behind their desks and logging on.
I thought it would be really funny to start describing the stuff she was wearing on the train for these really creepy posts in the hopes that she'd come home on afternoon all excited because some "creep" tried to craigslist connect with her.
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You: cute asian female in plaid skirt and leather boots on the F train this morning
Me: tank top, shades and workout gloves.
I think i caught you pretending to read a magazine and stealing glances at my guns. It's ok. you can stare.
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she never, not once saw any of the five that i posted over a two week period.
shucks deluxe
AGL
haha. well anyways, hey.
ReplyDeleteI want your junks.
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