So, I am at work on this good friday, and one of the cats I work with just used a phrase that my "grew up in the bible belt" ass never heard before. Dude refered to Jesus as "that Jewish Zombie." My boss lady is Catholic I think, so I am not sure how she handled me busting out laughing so hard I cried at my desk when he said it, but . . . whatever. Then dude said, most things that die and rise from the dead get shot in the head, but The Jewish Zombie gets to rise again and people eat ham.
Pic above is from a google image search for "Jewish Zombie"
Yhwh -- tomorrow is Zombie Jesus Day!
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